Nearly 25, a year of my life.
Part three
21/01/07
Today after having my car fixed, I took it for its MOT. Last year my MOT was carried out on 21/2/06 at 12.35. (Oh how I love to wind people up, read on and you will find out.)
Just as the mechanic was giving me the pass certificate he said astonished,
“Wow, this is exactly the same time as last years. By the minute.”
Trying to keep my face straight I replied, “I thought that was the requirement by law.”
“Are you serious?” Nodding I turned to look him in eye and said, “Do I get a prize?”
I think the mechanic might be under the impression that I am mentally retarded. Does anyone in this world actually have a sense of humour..?
01/03/07
Today I got yet another letter from a charity wanting money to line all the pockets of the organisers, sorry I mean the, well actually I couldn't tell you I didn't open it so I don't know who it was for. The last thing I needed after a hard day the office. I do donate to a handful of charities I'm not bloody rich you conniving thieves.
07/03/07
Today I rode the bus to work, and apparently I had gotten on the school run, just my bloody luck. There was an ASBO teen (
If not yet is well on the way anyway.) who decided he was going to smoke some wacky baccy on the back of the bus. The bus driver stopped the bus and waited for the police to arrive. As they escorted him away, his pant accidentallyfell down.
When I told my boss, the reason I was late for work was that I was half stoned by passive smoking and mooned. He told me that I should not tell lies and to be sure I am on time in the future.
*Have a look at part four if you wish to read more*
