Once upon a time, there was a blob named Jack. Jack was no ordinary blob, he was raised differently than all the other blobs. He was home schooled, wore different clothes, and talked in a strangely different way. Jack was always polite. If he ever misbehaved then his parents would stick him in his room for 3 hours, then call him down so they could ground him for the weekend. The boy lived in a small town called Padonem. Padonem is a mythical place where only blobs live. Everything is much different in Padonem. For instance houses are made out of clay, and they grow many strange, awkward fruits. There is a lively neighborhood, like what we have here on Earth.
Jack goes to school to study the efforts of a gunman, so he can help his country in the war. He loves his country dearly, and will do anything to protect it, even if it means to risk his life.
Jack was adopted. His real parents were actually teenagers when they had him. They wanted to get an abortion but their parents wouldn't allow such a thing. So, they had Jack. They were not ready for this kind of commitment, though, so they sent him to a orphanage were some other people who wanted a baby could get one. They were so disappointed in themselves that they ran away and nobody ever saw them again. Today, no one knows if they're dead or alive, but, wherever they are, they are in a better place.
Jack doesn't really mind that he never knew his parents, he just really hopes that they're okay, and that's all that matters.
Jack really enjoys things like basketball, baseball, you know, things kids like to do. Thing is, Jack doesn't have many friends, because, as you know he is home schooled. He tries to find friends, but, the world is pretty bad now, and the kids don't want anything to do with him because they have never even seen him. He usually ends up just playing by himself, getting no better and having no fun.
Jack listens to hip-hop. He got his ghetto, black hoodie with big letters in the center that say 50 cent. Then he got a gold chain hanging low all the way down to his jeans. Got the dark blue Boston Red Sox hat sideways with a bandanna under it. Then he got his jeans sagging low so he has to pull them up when he's walking. He has white Nike air forces with the gold Nike sign. He walks with the sag in his step, $1000 Diamond earrings in his ear, With a pistol in his pocket just in case.
On his way to the basketball court, his cell phone started ringing. It was the president, saying that there was a draft and they needed him to go fight in the war. Jack was there right away. It was finally his turn to help his country, his dream, his passion was now coming true.
