This place, oh this place where to even start…
The foundation shakes
The carpet's falling apart
And everything I touch automatically breaks
Invasion of privacy about once a month
And half the time they don't knock
The bathroom door doesn't lock
I can hear stomping above
The cupboards are rotted
We told management
They just smiled and nodded…
This place is not worth the money we spent
Oh I got more, where to begin
The door outside the place is broken
No. I'm not joking
Anyone can waltz right in
The dishwasher's broke,
There are holes in the screen
This place is a joke
I think I'm gonna scream
When we moved in the heat didn't work
The temperature dropped to 59
They came to fix it, about damn time!
Now that it's on half the time it's freezing while the other is boiling
The closet doors fall off the track
I see at least one spider everyday
I think I might just have a heart attack
Because we still have 13 months to stay
