My boyfriend was the greatest.
My boyfriend was the best.
Until one day he met her,
And flunked the royal test.
She was charming; She was graceful.
She was beautiful and sweet.
But I hated this woman,
As I seethed between my teeth.
She stole my boyfriend
Right under my nose.
Barefoot and carefree
With the slimmest amount of clothes.
Deep down I was angry.
I was extremely upset.
I told my betraying boyfriend
That I wished we had never met.
Time has passed,
And I've met a nicer guy.
One who is faithful
And never tells a lie.