A secret banquet's invitation from an animal planet is now screening.
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Humor2u dot com is proud to present you its latest e-movie entitled “A secret banquet's invitation from an animal planet.” This e-movie script was originally written by its script writer, CHAN LEE PENG. According to its director, Mr. Scorpion, this e-movie took a substantial cost of $XXX million. The unique of this e-movie is that the “banquet” here does not refer to a large formal meal. Instead, it means a meal to feed you to laugh. Mr. Scorpion emphasized that this e-movie is intended to entertain the audience and to let people releasing stress from the bustle life of a city. The e-movie is starring by its renowned stars: Babu, Tozo, Zizag, Lulu, Momong, Papong, Brag, Olon, T-wire, and so forth. You can watch this e-movie via 24-hour-televised service brought to you by Stanza Ltd. All rights are reserved by Triond. Keep stay tuned and do enjoy this e-movie! Thank you!
Here goes this e-movie….
Topa: Someone said I look like a gnat on a peterbilt. Agree???
(pause for a while)
Umm……..What's wrong with my teeth? Too big…???
I just proposed to someone this morning, huh…. I guess she'll like my teeth very much!
Wheel (the right polar bear): That's some real fine work, well done, Olon!
Olon: Wha'? I wish I could take your compliment.
Wheel: Never let everyone scare you! Whatever mess you're in, I'll be by your side!
Olon: Oh, thanks! I'm moving… (some tears are falling off his face)
Zeze: Hey, girl, don't play the game with me again, all right? I'm serious this time, please accept my proposal!
Girl: Wha' are you talkin' `bout? I dunno you, you must have been mistaken!
Zeze: Yer gettin' me to have a hit in the mouth…..
Babu: Oh, no, why my face looks like this stuff? It's hit! This is too bad `coz it doesn't look like me……
Mr. Lion: Hey, brother, let me tellin' you, yer bein' pound-foolish in front of me!
Bobo (cat): From now on, I'm your new commander-in-chief, and you're my corporate lackey! You gotta to listen to me, understand?
All dogs: Yeap, sir! (Giving salute to Bobo by swaying their tails)
Bobo: My men will see you're all behaved properly. If you got the job done, my men will make sure you walk away without the interference of our pit bulls. Understand???
All dogs: Yeapppp….!!!! (yawning)
Brag(dog): Hey dude, this kid (hamster) thought you actually played for Random.
Babu( cat): Well, I'm not really surprised as this kid was pathetically dumbfounded!
(turning to the hamster).
This just to prove my point.
Jabu: I'm sorry, boss, I'm a couple minutes late, `coz I over slept.
Boss: You donut, don't do it again or I'll fire you!
Zulu (rat) : Hey, I got caught running your setup, being your bait, and got all the money you want! Cut me loose just like you agreed earlier!
Quxo (cat) : No, no, yer being caught wasn't my business! I won't let you go like that, will I ?
Zulu: Wha'?
(under the breath)
I've been trapped by your double cross…
(angrily)
So, this is the part where you go back on your word? C'mon, Quxo, you already got the boat, show a little good faith…..
Lulu: Hey girl, you wanna go see a movie?
Girl: No, thanks! I'm hit.
Lulu: Oh, I aint gotta your heart,…
Girl: `Coz I hate you to behave like dat!
Lulu: C'n I' ave a glass o' water wi' you?
Girl: Don't talk nonsense!
Lulu: Don't….let your beauty get in the way now, girl!
Girl: Shut up you dirty mouth! I don't wanna to talk to you, you're a right idiot!
Koko (the first dog from the right): Hey man, why aren't you swanning off on holiday? Rest here….And you think you're surrounded with a beautiful beach and white sand….
Tata (the forth dog from the left): Hey brother, are you a junkie?
Koko (with an angry look): Wha'? What…..are you saying, man? Stuff your mouth with a cough mixture…!!!
Tata: Hey man, I didn't come here to cause trouble! I just come here as I engage with Mr. Bean's Holiday appointment. See, I bring along Mr. Bean's toy bear with me!
Koko (surprising): ……………
