Once apron a time there was a devil that lived in the hell, his life was always the same, everyday he tortured the dead souls, , burn the place, command the imps and give the “welcome” to the new dead evil souls condemned to stay on the hell for all eternity, due to the evil things they did while living.
- Arrgh! Always the same routine everyday – the devil said- I’m sick on these things, I always dreamed to go to the paradise, a new home for me. Why people bother to behave themselves well while living, just to go to the paradise? If that’s so, the paradise must be cool!
So the devil ordered the master imp, to take care of the hell while he was out.
The devil grabbed his red pitchfork of dark magic, and started flying up and up.
Hours passed and finally the devil arrived at the top of the hell.
He concentrated, and used his pitchfork to open the magic barrier that separates the earth from the hell, thing that only devils can do!
He was on earth.
- So this is earth, I see so many bodies, holding the souls that one day will end up on the hell, I could make some destruction here and postpone their doom, but I’m in a hurry, so maybe for another day!
So, after a little rest, the devil stared flying in the direction of the clouds, and, after a few hours, he was on the top of the sky!
And, with his pitchfork black magic, he transformed himself into a lost soul, and seconds later he saw a gigantic golden gate, leading to the paradise.
While crossing the gate he was intercepted by an angel, guardian of the gate and judge of the souls.
- You, Lost soul- said the angel- tell me reasons of why I should let you pass to the paradise.
- Well I… hmm…I…I was very good during my life time, so I have the right to enter - answered the devil.
- What?!? How come I don’t have any information of you, here in my book?
- Hmm, I don’t know, hmm, it must be because, actually I am not a lost souls, but the devil from the hell!!!!
- WHAT THE?!?!?!
And so, the devil returned to his original form, destroyed the guardian angel and entered the paradise!
While on the paradise, he only saw, white souls with wings and strange yellow circles on their heads.
- What the heck is all this?!- thought the devil- I only see clouds, flowers and good stuff, how can they have fun on a place like this??, I’ show them what is fun!!
The devil started destroying all the white souls he saw, and seconds later, some blue angels came up!
- Hey, who are you? - The devil asked.
- We are the angels that protect the paradise; we keep the paradise safe, although, you’re the first bad guy we’ve ever seen!
- Isn’t that obvious? I’m the devil, what have you expected? Anyway, you guys are bothering me, take this!!
The devil shot fire balls from the pitchfork to the protecting angels, and destroyed them, but more and more angels came up, and the devil had to run away.
The angels chased after him, but the devil, using the black magic pitchfork, powered up his speed and could escape.
Very fast, he crossed the golden gate, passed the earth and arrived the hell, and the first thing he said was:
- Home sweet home!