After he talked with the lady about 10 minutes, the girl said very abruptly, “I love you.” Mike said, “Oh, dear, I have no house and car now.” The girl said again gently, “I love you.” He said again, “My salary is only 1000 dollars a month.” The girl said, “It doesn't matter, and I think you can make a lot sooner or later.” “I,” Mike hesitated for a second and said, “I am lascivious. When I was in kindergarten, I had become lecherous. I lost my first kiss as a man who I was in primary school. When I was in high school, I started dating girls.” “Oh. Really?” The girl said in surprise. She sat closer and closer to Mike, and nestled in his arms, trying to listening to the beats of his heart, saying softly, “No wonder you are watching my breasts, I know it.” Mike fainted.
Another is from a lady named Doris. Last week, she was invited out by a gentleman. They decided to meet in a café, and she went there on time. However, the man arrived an hour later. He said sorry to her, and Doris showed not any resentment, for there was no reason to show her temper any longer. Trembling old hand brought out a large piece of paper, on which there were about 1000 names of women, the man said, “I am sorry for being so late, but I traced my ex wife to see how many men she has dated. I must date more than her.” He told Doris that what he was doing was to made his ex wife envy and angry, for he knew that his ex wife was nearby at the time. He showed her the list, and there were detailed information of the women he had dated. Ohm! What a date!
Dating experience is both exciting and funny, sometimes. There are many such kind of stories of this kind. Actually, the funny stories are not really funny if we think in the shoe of the victims of the dates. However, there are so many such kind stories for us. I wish some one on dates could learn something from these stories, while enjoy the stories here. That's the main purpose.
