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Old George Burns Joke 3

A favorite George Burns line. As was the case with a lot of George's lines, there is a lot of truth in it. Maybe the statement, "Our jests reveal our true feelings." has some truth.

"I look to the future because that's where I am going to spend the rest of my life."

Another George Burns joke that while being funny, delivers the truth. 

The future is indeed where you are going to spend the rest of your life, so dwelling on the past will not get you further ahead.

Plan for the future with a positive attitude that never ends. As a wise man once said, "Your attitude determines your altitude."

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Comments (3)
#1 by Glynis Smy, Sep 23, 2008
Good old George Burns!Thanks for the smile :)
#2 by goodselfme, Sep 23, 2008
Well narrated by you.You are a good joker too with this write. Yes, George had a way to place such truth into a joke.
#3 by Georgie 'B', Sep 25, 2008
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. ~~ George Burns ~~
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