He is the Caped Crusader. He fights criminals and super villains. He is a hero. He's Batman. If I could ever meet Batman I would ask him these questions:
- All joking around, how come the Joker always escapes or is released from the Arkham Asylum. Do you consider him to be your worst villain?
- How many miles to the gallon does the Batmobile get? Can I have a ride in it with you? I would just love to play with its gadgets
- What has Robin been up to lately? Why doesn't he have as good a utility belt as you? Does Dick Grayson plan to go to college?
- Are you in love with Catwoman? If you married Catwoman, where would you have the wedding? Would it be in the Bat Cave?
- Has the Riddler ever made up a riddle that you couldn't solve?
- Do you let Poison Ivy take care of your garden?
- If you are chasing Two Face, do you put a tail on him? Do you usually know where he is heading or do you just flip a coin?
- Has the Penguin ever thought of going on a diet? I understand that there are some great fish diets
- Does Alfred repair the Batmobile when it is in need of repair? How does he keep your costume so fresh?
- As Bruce Wayne, do you ever rub it in to Clark Kent as to how wealthy you are? How many times have you saved Superman from Kryptonite?
